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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 7:28 pm Reply with quote
Striid
Joined: 16 Nov 2007
Posts: 49




I was just rereading through all the comics, haven't done it in about a year, its amazing the entire story that gets told. I honestly think Stra could make a career out of this easily, I would happily pay for him to do it (if I had the money to spare). I suggest any comic watcher to reread through them.

Now to business. I've never been smited by Vexy, and its a... common phrase on these forums, so I was wondering if I could get smited. If you need insentive, I think these might get it for me =p.

OMG where is comic, like so long without an update
You will get fat being pregnant (sorry, used to joke with my sister about that when she was pregnant)
Stra is Gomphe and your love child.

/shrug, worth a shot Razz Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 9:03 pm Reply with quote
Emerauld Drathmir
Joined: 12 Feb 2008
Posts: 62




Striid wrote:
Now to business. I've never been smited by Vexy, and its a... common phrase on these forums, so I was wondering if I could get smited. If you need insentive, I think these might get it for me =p.

OMG where is comic, like so long without an update
You will get fat being pregnant (sorry, used to joke with my sister about that when she was pregnant)
Stra is Gomphe and your love child.

/shrug, worth a shot Razz Twisted Evil


*Hits Striid over the head with a VERY large hammer, and drags the unconscious body behind the bushes*

You'll thank me later.

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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 9:27 pm Reply with quote
Draakin
Joined: 24 Aug 2007
Posts: 196
Location: In your trashcan




*builds a brick wall around the bushes MacBeth style*

That's in case you get anymore ideas in the future

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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 9:39 pm Reply with quote
Lulian
Joined: 23 Aug 2007
Posts: 44
Location: In a roflcopter




* Adds a state-of-the-art anti-aircraft missile/laser defense system *

And that'll protect you from any roflcopters!

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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 9:44 pm Reply with quote
Hidden in Shadows
Joined: 23 Aug 2007
Posts: 113
Location: Hiding in the shadows, where else?




**Adds a Minefield extending for 500 yards at the edges of each wall**

Now to get the popcorn ready and watch the fireworks when he wakes up and tries to escape. Twisted Evil MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Twisted Evil

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Re: Comic
PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 10:33 pm Reply with quote
Vexana
Site Admin
Joined: 20 Aug 2007
Posts: 186
Location: California




Striid wrote:
Stra is Gomphe and your love child.


What the Fuck? *smites Striid*









For those that don't know, a smite used to be a kick from a chat room, a 2 hr ban.. or 24hrs, depended on my mood.

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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 11:29 pm Reply with quote
Ddemons
Joined: 25 Aug 2007
Posts: 79




*smacks Striid with Excalibolg*
..*changes mind and vector-stabs Striid*
*leaves state to avoid police*

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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 11:36 pm Reply with quote
doery
Joined: 24 Aug 2007
Posts: 184




I remember it well.

I also remember the long *smite doery* thread aha.

Ah, good times.. Back when the forum was actually... A forum.

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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 5:52 am Reply with quote
Overlord59
Joined: 03 Sep 2007
Posts: 56
Location: Apparantly the 7th layer of hell.




doery wrote:
I remember it well.

I also remember the long *smite doery* thread aha.

Ah, good times.. Back when the forum was actually... A forum.


Uhh... what is it now then?

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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 6:48 am Reply with quote
Naithein
Joined: 31 Aug 2007
Posts: 66




It's like a forum with a slight loss of forumness. It's half a forum. It's a forum, just not as fun as a forum-forum. Makes perfect sense.

Plus, Vexy is about twice as queer here as she was back there. Totally inexplicable.
PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 9:16 am Reply with quote
Vexana
Site Admin
Joined: 20 Aug 2007
Posts: 186
Location: California




... I'm what?

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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 10:06 am Reply with quote
Nighthawke
Joined: 03 Sep 2007
Posts: 13




*brandishes a large squid*

I dunno what's happened to you lunatics, but all of you STAY BACK! Except for Vexy, of course, who appears to be of sound mind and body.

Don't make me equip the large carp Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 10:32 am Reply with quote
Emerauld Drathmir
Joined: 12 Feb 2008
Posts: 62




Vexana wrote:
For those that don't know, a smite used to be a kick from a chat room, a 2 hr ban.. or 24hrs, depended on my mood.


I know, but it's more fun to lock him away...for his own good...Wink

/Hug Vexana

Nighthawke wrote:
*brandishes a large squid*

I dunno what's happened to you lunatics, but all of you STAY BACK! Except for Vexy, of course, who appears to be of sound mind and body.

Don't make me equip the large carp Twisted Evil
Awwww...but fish slapping is fun!

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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 12:01 pm Reply with quote
Striid
Joined: 16 Nov 2007
Posts: 49




Actually, she removed my posting rights for 12 hours =p. So I couldn't reply and say "OMG, you cussed". But now I can, so...

Vexy, you cussed, naughty naughty. Thats how Stra was born I bet. You cussed at Gomphe. /sigh. See you guys in another 12 hours =D

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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 12:56 pm Reply with quote
Naithein
Joined: 31 Aug 2007
Posts: 66




There's nothing wrong with getting banned by a queer Smile
PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 1:12 pm Reply with quote
Gomphe Baniare
Joined: 26 Aug 2007
Posts: 102
Location: 666th Layer of the Abysis




/sigh.... if you want to get a Vexy smite, you gotta learn to apply yourself and say the following top 5 dialogs:

- "This comic sucks, the storyline sucks, and the art work sucks!!! Hell, why don't I just tag a rainbow sticker on to this comic because it couldn't get any more ghey!!!!"

- "Can I be in the comic please?!?! I have a real cool character concept and background!! She is a hot gnome mage named Goss that can fly, do Kung Fu fighting, shoot laser beams out of the crack of her ass, and (best of all) have tit rockets that shoot out from her chest armor!!!! Can I pleaaaasseee be in the comic...pretty pleaseeeee...!?!?!"

- "You are all wrong and I am totally right. So go kiss my ass, be well, and go screw yourselves because all you noobs have no idea what you talking about!!!"

- "When is the comic coming out?!?! I've donated half of my welfare cheak and sold all of my food stamps to this board and I the comic updates are always late!!! Does WTF Comics stand for "Where the F@$& is the comic?!?! Hey Sis, hold my beer and banjo; I need to find this JW fella and open up a can of Whoop-ass!!!"

- "::Ring, ring::: Hello, is this JW?!?! Yes, this is <insert name> and I am a huge fan of your comic and a regular poster on your forum board. Anyway, the reason why I've looked you up and called is because I wanted to let you know that your server site is down and I really want to read your comic; so can you please get off your ass and do something about it? Thanks, and by the way, great comic!!"

We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.

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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 1:23 pm Reply with quote
Vexana
Site Admin
Joined: 20 Aug 2007
Posts: 186
Location: California




Quote:
- "::Ring, ring::: Hello, is this JW?!?! Yes, this is <insert name> and I am a huge fan of your comic and a regular poster on your forum board. Anyway, the reason why I've looked you up and called is because I wanted to let you know that your server site is down and I really want to read your comic; so can you please get off your ass and do something about it? Thanks, and by the way, great comic!!"

Sadly, this has happened. Actually, everything on that list has happened. Confused

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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 1:59 pm Reply with quote
Emerauld Drathmir
Joined: 12 Feb 2008
Posts: 62




Gomphe Baniare wrote:
/sigh.... if you want to get a Vexy smite, you gotta learn to apply yourself and say the following top 5 dialogs:

- "This comic sucks, the storyline sucks, and the art work sucks!!! Hell, why don't I just tag a rainbow sticker on to this comic because it couldn't get any more ghey!!!!"

- "Can I be in the comic please?!?! I have a real cool character concept and background!! She is a hot gnome mage named Goss that can fly, do Kung Fu fighting, shoot laser beams out of the crack of her ass, and (best of all) have tit rockets that shoot out from her chest armor!!!! Can I pleaaaasseee be in the comic...pretty pleaseeeee...!?!?!"

- "You are all wrong and I am totally right. So go kiss my ass, be well, and go screw yourselves because all you noobs have no idea what you talking about!!!"

- "When is the comic coming out?!?! I've donated half of my welfare cheak and sold all of my food stamps to this board and I the comic updates are always late!!! Does WTF Comics stand for "Where the F@$& is the comic?!?! Hey Sis, hold my beer and banjo; I need to find this JW fella and open up a can of Whoop-ass!!!"

- "::Ring, ring::: Hello, is this JW?!?! Yes, this is <insert name> and I am a huge fan of your comic and a regular poster on your forum board. Anyway, the reason why I've looked you up and called is because I wanted to let you know that your server site is down and I really want to read your comic; so can you please get off your ass and do something about it? Thanks, and by the way, great comic!!"

We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.


Wow, The Ultimate Evil responded to this! Shocked

/salute The Evil that is Gomphe

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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 3:10 pm Reply with quote
doery
Joined: 24 Aug 2007
Posts: 184




Nait hit it on the head.

I remember the post "DO NOT CALL ME" I was like oshi- hahaha.

That was fucking hilarious. That guy had some balls.

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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 7:03 am Reply with quote
Raya
Joined: 31 Oct 2007
Posts: 117
Location: Getting crazy in Esterhazy :p




Wow, look what happens when I don't visit for a while. Striid, you are a sh** disturber - who'da thunk it? Shocked

Vexy, your definition of smite is very different from the biblical one. All in all, Striid should be gladder (it is too a word - I just made it up) that you used your definition Razz

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